Refugee Crisis Hits Norway

We haven’t written about the Refugee Crisis because everything has been hearsay from European media. Now that many refugees have entered Norway we can comment fairly on the crisis. This is a very controversial topic. Just to be clear, this is an insider’s observation on how Norway is dealing with the refugee crisis, in point form. Of course it doesn’t present all that has been going on, just the things we are generally aware of.

In general, as soon as “refugees” get to Norway, they seek asylum.

Many municipalities agreed to take a portion of the influx of asylum seekers now pouring into the country over the borders. Many didn’t agree, but have been forced to take on some of the load. Our municipality, which has a very young population of 20,000, has committed to taking in about 80 extra asylum seekers on top of our normal yearly quota. Asylum seekers live among us, they are not kept away from society, even if they haven’t been processed and cleared.

Many asylum seekers have been crossing the border between Finnmark and Russia. Now these are NOT all fleeing from Syria. In fact, many are reported as residents of Russia. And many are not originally from Syria at all. On Monday 9 of November 75 asylum seekers crossed the Norwegian-Russian border, only four were Syrians. The rest were from Afghanistan, Egypt, Pakistan, India, Lebanon and Iraq, and were mostly single males. It has become so bad that the Norwegian government has officially said that if people who have already settled in other safe countries, such as Russia, seek asylum, they will not be returned to Russia, but their country of origin.

Norway is accepting 8000 quota refuges from UN camps. When questioned at the border, asylum seekers are saying that their reason for coming to Norway is that they want be to part of the 8000. They don’t realise they cannot be–their smugglers have lied to them. They expect houses, jobs, education and childcare.

The law states that people can only cross the border on transport, so Russians are making business by selling bikes to asylum seekers.

So far, in the last four days, there have been four separate reports around the country of attacks on pre-teen girls by male asylum seekers.

Asylum seekers are supposed to receive instruction of the culture and laws of Norway, which includes not seeking out young girls.

90% of asylum seekers are males between 16 to 30, however, most are claiming they are 16 to 18 years. There are reports of bearded asylum seeker males attending middle school, claiming to be 15.

Down in Sarpsborg, 60 asylum seekers protested through the streets because they were unhappy with food variety and said they didn’t have enough food. They also complained about no transportation to the city centre, and limited internet. (At the time, the asylum centre was giving them three complete meals a day, now they are considering increasing it to four.)

Personally, I was asked by the municipality to teach male asylum seekers dance within my regular classes. I had to explain to the municipality that the asylum seeker’s religion does not permit them to exercise with females, not to mention being alone with 10 to 18 year old females in tights and tutus. This is an example of how Norway is unprepared for the cultural differences of asylum seekers.

Germany has confessed that their media deliberately seek out families and cute little kids for photo ops. Most of the movers are single young men.

Sweden is having a problem with asylum centres being set of fire. It is not confirmed if it is because of asylum seekers or Swedish residents. Also, Sweden has had a problem with asylum seekers refusing to leave buses, as they want to live in the large cities rather than in small towns or makeshift safe places.

In both Norway and Sweden the political parties that are against uncontrolled immigration are gaining popularity, so much so in Sweden, that they could win the next election by a landslide.

Social media is running wild in Norway about the Refugee Crisis. Basically, it has become a trend to call any Norwegian who doesn’t want Norway to take in refuges, for any reason, a racist. Norwegians are afraid to get involved in the discussion.

Doktor Proktors Tidsbadekar Teaser Trailer


So someone decided to give the teaser trailer for the Norwegian children’s movie “Doktor Proktors Tidsbadekar” (Doctor Proktor’s Time Bath Tub) the Hollywood treatment and the results are hilarious. I’m taking the kids to see it this weekend.

Birkebeinerne – First Trailer

The first official trailer for the new Norwegian film “Birkebeinerne” has been released. The film is based on real events in the early 13th century, a time when Norway was in a state of civil war. Two heroic skiers escorted the young prince Håkon Håkonsson on a perilous journey across the mountain to escape the people who wanted the prince dead.

The film is directed by Oscar-nominee Nils Gaup, and stars Jakob Oftebro and Kristofer Hivju (known for portraying Tormund Giantsbane on the HBO series Game of Thrones.) The 1869 painting (above) by Knud Bergslien seems to have had a major influence on the production design.

Anticipation has been high ever since the producers in 2013 started casting several hundred “bearded, rugged men” as well as “warrior women” to star as extras. The film also has one of the largest production budgets for a Norwegian film to date, and the director has promised plenty of fast-paced action and magnificent battle scenes.

So far, only a Norwegian trailer has been released but we took the liberty to add English captions for your convenience. Enjoy!

You can read more about the story of the Birkebeiner here.

“Birkebeinerne” is released in theaters in February 2016.

Death Diving – Norway’s Craziest Sport

Are you into sports where the whole point is showing off? Dødsing, aka “Death Diving” or simply “Deathing” originated in the 1960s at the Frognerbadet public bath in Oslo, where kids would sneak into the pool complex after hours and practice spectacular stunts from the 10m (32 ft) diving tower.

50 years later, the pasttime has developed into an annual World Championship held at the same pool complex, hosted by Det Internasjonale Dødseforbundet (The International Death Diving Federation). It is now a (somewhat) organised spectator sport where brave men (and a few women) throw themselves off the tower in a death-defying manner (hence the name), striking poses for as long as they can before smashing into the water below, either bent like a shrimp or curled into a ball. This is NOT to be confused with belly-flop contests.

The “athletes” compete in either Classic or Freestyle classes, and points are awarded for

  • running speed off the tower
  • height and strength of the leap
  • acrobatics and difficulty (freestyle only)
  • style (a death dive should be controlled and easy on the eye)
  • keeping the pose for as long as possible before touchdown
  • touchdown style
  • height of splash

This year’s World Championship is held on the 15th of August, and registration is still open. The Federation is expecting a record-breaking attendance this year.


(Image: NRK)

Arguably, the Frognerbadet championship isn’t even the most spectacular event. The Sup & Stup (Drink & Dive) water festival in Lillesand hosts the IDF Grand Prix every summer, and draws a huge crowd as contestants throw themselves off a cliff into the ocean:

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